Another Post in Which I Will Hopefully Discuss Cottage Cheese for the Last Time
March 27, 2008 by oliveplants
So here’s something I discovered very recently and have been avoiding mirrors ever since. Did you know that cottage cheese on the thighs of a very pregnant woman, are considerably altered once said woman is no longer pregnant, but postpartumly floppy and bouncy-but-not-in-a-good-way?
How so, you may ask?
Well, here’s the thinking. Before, when said pregnant woman had a large, firm belly, the inside skin of her body pushed OUTWARD just enough to make the cottage cheese look mild and small-curd-ish. Now, with no firmness ANYWHERE, the cottage cheese has been transformed into, not large curd, but crater-like curd cottage cheese. Like, you could lose BBs and small ball bearings in there.
Just thought you’d want to know this.
And…..um…..sorry to any male types who read this and now must go wash their eyeballs with hot water, soap, and an eyeball brush. Guess I should’ve warned you, huh?
After reading your blog, I’m thinking I might take my new container of cottage cheese back to the store. Somehow it just doesn’t sound too appetizing now.
And, just to say it again, I LOVED the home birth! WHAT a blessing! Thanks for ‘inviting’ me. 