The Past 24 Hours……When I Began Writing This Post Two Days Ago

Here is what has happened within the past 24 hours here in Arizona.
Where it’s hot but it’s a dry heat.
Our toilet overflowed.  Not 4 clear drops, sliding over the edge of the seat and plopping daintily on the floor.
Oh.
No.
We’re talking Niagara Falls here. 
GALLONS pouring over the side and heading toward the hallway before I stopped [...]

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The Heat

I’m sure you wouldn’t remember but there used to be a thing on this blog where people would write in every once in awhile and inform me that in Arizona?  It’s hot.
There was mention of it only once or twice, so if you didn’t catch those one or two comments, or just don’t recall my [...]

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Today. Because I’m Tired and Can’t Come Up With a Better Title.

As we were in a sports store this afternoon, buying Yummy Man new Crocs the size of aircraft carriers, he suggested going to lunch at a nearby Long John Silver’s.  I told him that was NOT a good idea because every one of their entrees is LOADED with MSG.
Monosodium Glutamate.
Otherwise known as the Chemical That [...]

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The State of Me

To the both of you still reading my blog out there, let me apologize for my lack of posting and try to explain……
Basically?  I’ve been feeling sorry for myself lately.  Haven’t been looking for the joy in my life.  Just been moping around here in Arizona.
Where it’s hot.
But it IS a dry heat, so really [...]

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Chick-fila

A fact you may not know about me……..
I think Chick-fila will be in heaven.
And it will be across the street from my mansion.
See, in my opinion, Chick-fila is the best fast food restaurant in the universe.  They have the best chicken recipe ever created.
And God created their lemonade on the EIGHTH day.
Really.  If you’ve ever had [...]

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Um. I’M Back. Where Are YOU?

If you read my last post, you would’ve noticed how cocky I was about the events of the next day.  How I was all….”So tomorrow we’ll go here and we’ll eat there and maybe we’ll see you at the BX”.  Looking back on that, it’s kinda funny to me.
Just kinda though.
Because obtaining a horrendous stomach [...]

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BFBing

We’re halfway there.
We made it through the chaos and insanity of packing a van full of all the necessary things needed for 2 months-worth of living for a family of eleven.
We closed on the house without any delays or weirdness.  Other than the fact that I realized as I walked through our empty house one [...]

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