Another Post About Non-Flushing Potties. Because I’m All About Starting Your Day Off Right.

It’s amazing.

There must be a rule somewhere in a book that tells kids things they need to know to be a kid and drive their parents a tiny bit insane.

The exact moment that our potties stopped flushing, ALL of them needed to do some personal business that absolutely REQUIRES flushing.

If you know what I mean.

Twenty-one hours of no potty and the stinky business had to be done in a bucket an amazing number of times.  And I know what you’re thinking but you can just stop because it is SO different from changing diapers!  There are a nice amount of layers in a diaper that you can just conveniently roll up and not touch.  Not so with a Costco kitchen trash bag. 

You SEE the business.

You SMELL the business.

And you must carry that business, swinging precariously by your side, all warm and smooshy, to wherever it is supposed to go.

And then you just hope your dog doesn’t dig it up and strew it all over your yard for your kids to step in the next morning when they go out to play.

I’m sorry.  Were you eating just then?

And let me just say here and now that Costco kitchen trash bags?  Gotta go get you some of those.  There was not a leak in sight.  I was highly HIGHLY impressed and wanted to find Mr. Costco and give him a big hug and kiss.

Because when you’re the CEO of a large company like Costco, serving millions of customers every day, I’m sure it just makes your day to know that someone used your kitchen bags successfully as a toilet.